What's the best advice you can give to a soldier with no arms or legs who wants to re-enlist?

Stop now while you're ';a head';.





Support the troops!What's the best advice you can give to a soldier with no arms or legs who wants to re-enlist?
I heard about a guy like that who once went to a house of ill repute. The madam came to the door and saw him on the step. She asked, ';What do you want?'; He answered, ';I want a woman.';





';How can that be--you have no arms or legs?'; she asked. ';I rang the doorbell, didn't I,'; he replied.What's the best advice you can give to a soldier with no arms or legs who wants to re-enlist?
Glad you liked it. Thanks for BA. Kitty

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That is totally insensitive and not funny.






';Repair yourself';
Tell him to volunteer as a pillow for the General.
Could you be more offensive?
That is just wrong.
huh
how could he re enlist? ppl with flat feet aren't accepted?
Thanks for posting. Now we all know how funny you are.